Well, isn't Chera Mason having a good time destroying lives and wasting our natural resources? Fun being part of the 47%.

Michael Abbott, you might start thinking about another career.

Deon, next time go to a thrift store and buy something that looks like a uniform.

Chris Collier -- sorry dude, but mom just can't help anymore.

You just can't find good criminals anymore. Carlos, word in the "biz" is you try to hit a new target each time.

Now the cops are after nice guys like Mr. Ingram (of Ingram Towing, of course) who was moving stalled vehicles from the highways at no charge.

Then there's Ala Al-Lozi (try saying that name 5 times in rapid succession). What do you expect when Walgreen's won't give an employee's discount for dilaudid?

Michae, Sherri and Jim living the life of the 3 Muskateers and helping out those in need. Performing an important public service and disrupted by bored members of the narcotics task force. Don't you guys have anything better to do?

There will definitely a glitch in the gene pool when Chad McCormick came along.

Sorry Terry, playtime's over. There is a cage reserved for you, permanently.

Patrick Corbett, 44, going on 104. Gee, meth. Really? Him? He looks so good.

Kyle Friesenhahn, a true jerk and a dangerous one at that. Your sentence Kyle is to replace bomb sniffing dogs in Afghanistan. Good luck with that.

Evidently Steve Scott is already where he belongs. Now he gets to stay a bit longer.

This week's winner though is wife beater Stephan Surplus for having such an appropriate name.

Stephen u like being in the spot light hear? Is it a penis issue?

Poor dumb Chera must have thought she was at a "Glamor Shots"...