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Mugs in the News: The Faces that Made This Week's Crime Headlines

The following mug shots were taken from various Patch crime reports between Dec. 8-14.

Information for Mugs in the News is provided by the St. Charles County and St. Louis County law enforcement agencies. Charges are not evidence of guilt. They are a record of police actions taken on a given day, and persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent until proven guilty in court. If you or a family member are charged or cited and the case is subsequently adjudicated, we encourage you to notify the editor. We will verify and report the outcome.


Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:02 pm
Another week, another batch of the St. Louis area's finest. The sort of folks you pass by on the street or stand in line with at Walgreen's but don't realize what they how they are contributing to your quality of life. The big winner this week, and it won't be the last, is meth. The first four shots exemplify the high caliber individuals living among us.
Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:04 pm
Tim Threadgill and Georgetta Rice -- it all went downhill after missing a spot on Dancing With The Stars.
Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:05 pm
Bryan Thomas -- wonder if he was a guest at the Sunset Hills Econo Lodge.
Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:06 pm
Robin Thomas -- man, why turn to rape when you have so much going for you?
Caffeinated December 16, 2012 at 03:07 pm
Stephen, I know that you find yourself witty and delightful... but if you put the all of your posts into a single message it'd make it easier to ignore for those of us who think you're stupid.
Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:08 pm
Michael Femmer -- Officer, one minute the deposit was right there on the seat next to me, then next thing I knew all I could find was this pass for brunch and free valet parking.
Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:08 pm
Janice Williams -- Mom, what's for dinner?
Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:11 pm
John Manley, Jason Benskin, William Hoffee -- girls, these guys are ALL available, so get in line and look your best.
Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:12 pm
Kevin Stephens -- Does this mean I can't play for the Blues?
Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:13 pm
Jessica Puglisi -- The cart wasn't the only thing crashing....
Stephen D December 16, 2012 at 03:14 pm
Jennifer Temm -- Jennifer, Jennifer, how many times do I have to tell you -- drink a Venti Latte from Starbucks before starting a day's work....
Scott Simon December 17, 2012 at 02:45 pm
My favorite post of the week on Patch. Makes me appreciate law-abiding citizens more and more.
Scott Simon December 17, 2012 at 02:46 pm
Stephen D, are you trying to audition for the Comedy Channel?
Jacqueline Harrison December 17, 2012 at 02:56 pm
LOL!! :)
Stephen D December 17, 2012 at 03:01 pm
Scott, these photos just demand some sort of comment. I figure that's almost why they're published.
Stephen D December 17, 2012 at 03:02 pm
Why not ask the Patch to 1) stop publishing these photos and 2) eliminate the comment section altogether, that way you needn't be bothered and can continue in your dumbed down life with no disturbance.
Nancy P December 17, 2012 at 03:32 pm
Well done Stephen D -- this comment almost made me lose the sip of Diet Coke I just took.
Nancy P December 17, 2012 at 03:36 pm
Maybe she is starting a new family holiday tradition? Grandma made her famous fruit cake, Mom made her famous Rum Cake....isn't meth the logical next step?

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